morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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