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(734): View more from Michigan

; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up

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(703): View more from Virginia

my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming

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(650): View more from California

the ice cream truck is coming omgomg

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dude, it's 2 am.

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but its COMING

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(248): View more from Michigan

I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep

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sorry. that wasn't for you

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(757): View more from Virginia

It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.

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(432): View more from Texas

I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave

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(248): View more from Michigan

I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning

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