Nicole vs. Life
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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