the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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