just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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