I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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