You really coming over, don't trick.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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