I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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