"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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