It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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