so that wasnt chicken after all
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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