I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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