hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Randomize
