so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
In America we eat man semen.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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