Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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