Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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