Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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