im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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