Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I hate all girls vehemently.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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