It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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