Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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