I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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