Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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