Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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