What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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