Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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