TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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