YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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