youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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