People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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