Can Purell be used as lube?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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