that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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