Green mimosas i think yes
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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