i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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