sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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