Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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