Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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