I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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