He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I think I have vodka in my lungs
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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