My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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