I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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