Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
it was like eating out sand paper
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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