Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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