I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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