i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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