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I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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