Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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