in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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