Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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