so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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