thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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