I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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