She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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